Wednesday 13 March 2013

Have you ever wondered why women are called ''home makers''?

Have you ever for a second wondered why women are called ''home makers''?
Don't get me wrong, women and men have their own unique characteristics but a woman's unique characteristics in a home can never be overlooked.

Sit back and enjoy this joke

A man was sick and tiredof going to work every day
while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see
what he went through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and putin 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home.I want her to know what
I go throughSo, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough,the man awoke as a woman...
he arose, cooked breakfastfor his mate,awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes,fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches,drove them to school,came home and picked
up the dry cleaning,took it to the dry cleaners and stopped at the bank
to make a deposit,went grocery shopping,then drove home to putaway
 the groceries,aid the bills and balancedthe check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog..
Then it was already 1 PMand he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum,dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor,
ran to the school to pick upthe kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home,set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized to dotheir homework. Then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peelingpotatoes and washing
vegetables for salad,breaded the pork chops
and snappedfresh beans for supper.

After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,folded laundry,
bathed the kids and putthem to bed.
At 9 PM he was exhaustedand, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went tobed where he was expected to
make love, which he managedto get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the
bed and said: - Lord, I don't know what
I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day
Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were. But you'll have to waitnine months, though.
You got pregnant last night"

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